A Cheeky Cleanse with Bottoms Up Colonics
Wellness fads come and go – but some things can’t be fixed with a green juice or face mask. Sometimes, true healing means going deeper. Much deeper. Ida Fink Gundtoft discovers the wonders of going deep – literally – with Bottoms Up Colonics.
Let’s be honest – we’ve all swept things under the rug. But what about what we’ve swept into our gut? That bloated, sluggish feeling. That “off” mood that hangs around like an uninvited guest.
It might not be your busy schedule or your in-laws coming to town – it might just be your insides crying out for a cheeky clean.
Enter Bottoms Up Colonics. Yes, it is as fun as it sounds. And yes – it’s time to talk dirty… about getting clean.
Suzy Wilson, the heart and soul behind Bottoms Up, knows a thing or two about deep transformation. After two decades in social work supporting vulnerable families, she turned her compassionate eye inward – to the gut, the unsung hero of health. The result? A powerful fusion of therapy, biology and a dash of sass, culminating in the rise of Bottoms Up: Australia’s go-to destination for the most refreshing experience you’ll ever give your body.
But before you wince, let’s unpack a few truths. Contrary to what most of us believe (or hope), your digestive system isn’t self-cleaning. Think of your colon as your body’s compost bin. What goes in eventually comes out – sometimes, not without a little help.
And when it stagnates, it stews. Yikes!
Now imagine if, instead of neglecting your gut’s cries for attention, you booked yourself in for a Rojas Colonic at Bottoms Up. This isn’t just any colonic – it’s the Rolls Royce of reboots.
Using a unique method that combines triple-filtered, structured water with gentle infusion, detoxifying herbs, probiotics and even medical-grade ozone, this treatment hydrates while it cleanses, detoxifies while it nourishes, and – dare we say – uplifts while it releases. Your colon’s never felt so good.
“Think of it like brushing your teeth,” Suzy said, “but for your insides.”
“Just as we head to the dentist to scrape off plaque, your colon sometimes needs a little spa day to clear out the build up that’s overstayed its welcome.
“And as science now tells us, this isn’t just about your bowel. It’s about your brain! Yep, over 90% of serotonin (your feel-good hormone) lives in your gut.
“When your compost bin is clear, happiness can begin to bloom.”
But what about worms? Good for your garden but not for your gut flora.
Bottoms Up Noosa therapist Orion says parasites such as worms are nutrient thieves depleting your body of essential nutrients and leaving behind toxic waste.
“Parasites can impair digestion, cause inflammation and contribute to nutrient deficiencies” she said. “Many people have parasites without knowing it, since the symptoms can be mild or easily confused with other common health problems.”
Types of parasites include tapeworms, hookworms, roundworms, rope worms, and pinworms. And, despite what you may think, they aren’t just linked to poorer regions. If you have pets or like to eat raw food such as sushi, oysters, ceviche or carpaccio, you could be harbouring your very own parasitic pal.
“Poor diet, environmental toxins, antibiotic overuse and chronic stress weaken our natural defences and create the perfect environment for parasites to thrive,” Orion says.
These opportunistic invaders can severely impact your health and could be the hidden cause behind issues such as fatigue, brain fog, digestive issues, skin flare-ups, joint or muscle pain, anxiety, sleep issues or mood swings; and modern science is only starting to understand just how common and problematic parasites can be.
Discussing parasites may be uncomfortable but ignoring them may overlook a key health issue. Orion says help is at hand with Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy offering a gentle, natural alternative to pharmaceutical drugs.
“We specialise in helping clients heal naturally through evidence-based practices,” she said. “Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy coupled with probiotic and nutritional infusions, hydration and targeted nutrition allows us to flush out parasite habitats while supporting the gut and strengthening the body’s natural defences.
“It’s more common than you think and it’s not unusual for clients to eliminate parasites during their treatment, particularly during a full moon when decreased melatonin weakens our immunity and disrupts sleep, creating ideal conditions for parasites to become more active while the body’s defences are down.”
For the same reason, the full moon is also the perfect time to undertake Bottoms Up’s 5-day parasite cleanse which includes with five consecutive colonics with ozone and a probiotic implant as well as a seven-day parasite tea with herbs that paralyse parasites and change the internal environment to help the body eliminate them naturally.
“Our Therapeutic Tea and Parasite Protocol change the body’s internal terrain with the goal of creating a healthier environment for beneficial bacteria to thrive and where harmful organisms are less likely to take hold.”
Orion says the underlying belief at Bottoms Up Colonics is that true healing begins with understanding the individual, not a one-size-fits-all approach.
“We develop personalised treatment plans tailored to each client’s unique symptoms, health history, lifestyle, and wellness goals,” she said. “Whether you’re navigating chronic digestive upset, living with autoimmune challenges, or simply seeking to cleanse, detoxify, and optimise your well-being, we meet you where you are, and walk beside you every step of the way.
“Our approach combines science, intuition, and deep care to not just supporting digestion but to also enable the body’s ability to cleanse, regenerate, and thrive.”
And it’s not just about the flush. Each session works across five vital systems – gastrointestinal, lymphatic, nervous, microbial and emotional energy. Because we aren’t just what we eat, but also what we absorb, feel and discard, too.
So, whether you’re recovering from over-indulging, battling a mysterious malaise or simply curious about what a truly clean slate feels like, maybe it’s time to look down – way down. Because Bottoms Up isn’t just a pun. It’s a promise. Of renewal. Of balance. Of the kind of vitality that starts from deep within and radiates outward.
You’ve done enough juice cleanses and yoga retreats. Isn’t it time to cleanse from the bottom up?
Benefits from a Rojas Cleanse
- Start feeling better from your first treatment
- Enjoy sustained weight loss
- Feel energised and full of life
- Sleep better and feel well rested
- Think more clearly with lowered stress levels
- Look better overall with a natural healthy glow
- Ease body aches and pains
- Support the management of chronic illnesses
